On Saturday we went to the Hamptons.

Did. We. Ever.

I should just preface this by saying that the Hamptons aren’t all they’re made out to be in glossy gossip rags and cheesy reality shows. It’s a fishing and farming community with deep roots, long-standing traditions, and pristine beaches.

Oh who am I kidding.

The Hamptons are exactly what you’d expect. And the annual Thrillist pool party is the place to get it in one potent dose. 

A few of the highlights, from the top (click to see ‘em bigger):

can I keep him? pleeeeeeeease?

and the award for Most Hampton Couple of the Year goes to…

guidos need love, too

Nick hits le piscine

Danielle and Mark make such a handsome … pair

“You win this one, Jennifer!” (SmartWater was a sponsor)

and finally, my boyfriend, drinking VODKA. Oh Hamptonia! What hath thou wrought?